The Daily Beagle Roundup #16

Dutch farmers in trouble, UK floods, US drought

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Ukraine War

• Ukrainian Strana Today claims Russia calls Dzhankoy explosions sabotage, although Russian Government backed Intel Slava Z blames an electrical substation fire

• 2 Mi-8MTV-1 and 2 Mi-2 helicopters were transferred to Ukraine by Latvia

  • The Mi-8 acts as a medium helicopter transport which can act as a gunship

  • Mi-2 is a light helicopter that can be armed with rockets

• Russia is worried Soviet-era technology in Afghanistan will fall into the hands of Ukrainians

• 3 out of 5 mercenaries face the death penalty. The 5 mercenaries are:

  • Matthias Gustavsso

  • Vekoslav Prebeg

  • John Harding

  • Andrew Hill

  • Dylan Heal

• Ukraine bans the use of fireworks

• Ukraine forced to reduce the salaries of deputies to pay soldiers.

• Zelensky’s wife, Elena Zelenskaya, hires a chef for school children, who makes food school chefs can’t cook due to a lack of equipment, to make meals children don’t want.

• Turkish airlines recognise Donetsk as part of Russia

• JP Morgan, Bank of America, others, resume bond trading with Russia

• Russia to supply S-500 air defence systems

• Intel Slava Z claims Ukraine is experiencing difficulties in the defence of Novomikhailovka

• Odessa flooded by heavy rain.

• Ukraine closes access to Zaporozhye due to weather conditions (most likely due to flooding). Previously, Ukrainian Strana Today had exposed a million hryvnia corruption scheme by Ukraine to allow Ukrainians to evacuate into Russian-controlled Zaporozhye, where they were asked for up to $800 per car.

• NYT claims the ever unreliable anonymous source told them an ‘Elite Ukrainian Unit’ was behind the explosions in Odessa.

• International Biathlon Union engages in racism at the behest of International Olympic Committee, bans all Russians and Belarusians unless their nations comply with demands. So, when these same leftist tyrants tell us not all African people are the same and aren’t defined by what nation they come from… they were just lying.

Other Wars

• Russia claims credit for Russian mercenary group ‘Wagner’ displacing the French from ‘Operation Barkhane’ in Mali, ponders about Burkina Faso and Niger, “with its uranium deposits”. The statement on French withdrawal from Mali is confirmed by the French paper Le Monde.

• US B-2A strategic bombers turn up for joint exercises with Australia

100 Dutch Farmers Arrested

Dutch police have arrested 100 Dutch farmer who are protesting the Netherlands government to forcefully reduce food production by 30% and starve the population.

Elon Musk Writes For Chinese Government

Elon Musk wrote for Cyberspace Administration of China’s magazine China Cyberspace.

Droughts Worsen In US

California, New Mexico, Colorado, Nevade, Wyoming and Utah impacted by "megadrought".

Parts Of UK Flooded

Cornwall and Devon impacted by floods.

UK Ditches COVID-19 Shot

Ditches AstraZeneca in favour of the mRNA shots. You know, the ones that cause myocarditis.

UK Seeks Dispute With EU

Horizon documentary exposes the EU as cancelling research contracts with the UK, so the UK government is seeking dispute.

British Navy To Stop Patrolling English Channel

Won’t intercept migrants coming across from France.

Chinese Spy Ship Docks At Sri Lanka

This comes after the country experienced an economic collapse. The presence of the Chinese spy ship Yuan Wang 5 is causing tensions in India as it can spy on sensitive equipment.

Racist US School Pledge

A US school in Minneapolis has pledged to fire white people first, which was a proposed contract by the racist Minneapolis Federation of Teachers. It also proposes discriminating against white people when hiring as well. The Daily Beagle believes in their non-legal opinion that the racist school - and the racist union - should likely be sued for their racism.

Donald Trump’s Three Passports Seized

Trump claims the FBI have seized his passports so he’s unable to visit Britain. Daily Mail reported that they had returned three passports.

Zoom Backdoor Bug Fixed

Zoom demands all Mac users update their Zoom app now. The Daily Beagle recommends uninstalling the buggy piece of probable spyware right now and never using it again.

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