A Rant

An opinion editorial. A break from the usual reporting.

Continuing a comment:

Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) said he intends to investigate the FBI

Every time I read such garbage from these politicians all I hear is the voice of some guy screaming:

I'm going to investigate the absolute S**T outta you!

Look out everybody, he might make some obvious conclusions and pretend to be concerned as they doddle away your rights to some hellhole Chinese factory.

Meanwhile Rand Paul will be rabidly sponsoring bills solo as the rest of the non-representatives vote on what stock options to buy next in the United Sales Pitch of America. Have you noticed Donald Trump’s tanline? Have you noticed Joe Biden’s dementia? Have you noticed how f**king f**ked we all are?

The public will mournfully look on, alternating between bouts of depression and bragging how great their unused gun collection is. “The tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants every now and then”, one coward who has never shot at a tyrant in his life will shout, waving cliche Gadsen flag saying “don’t tread on me”.

He proceeds to then roll over, get the vaccine mandate, pay his taxes on time and submit his firearms registration forms in an orderly manner as he bends over backwards complying with the HoAs whilst sticking his face into the nearest Amazon Ring doorbell for facial recognition uploads. But woah, don’t tread on him.

Meanwhile the roaming she-beast of purple hair will scream pronouns at everyone talking about oppression, as homeless men and women live in tent cities, not sure what to do with themselves. ‘I lost my job to those damn Mexicans’, they’ll say, whilst eating food out of a Chinese made lunchbox inside a Chinese made tent under a Chinese made light. The Mexican politician agrees, seeking to close the border as old white men fight to keep it open.

The children are still trying to look cool on the internet with their latest “do some f**king stupid s**t” challenge. Even though to anyone with half a braincell it looks dumb as s**t, the retards - for that is what they are, deal with it - still fall for that s**t, both metaphorically and literally, breaking their necks and killing themselves.

A lone parent who neglected her child to the internet bewails and bemoans the horrible state of the internet… that she allowed her own child to access. ‘Something must be DONE!’ she screams at clueless councillors who have no f**king clue what a broadband connection is. She breaks out her smartphone to film them for upload to the internet to share with her fakebook friends for failing to recognise how horrible the people on the internet are.

They hem and haw and then delegate power to Big Tech monopolies who are so obsessed with datamining the s**t out of you that they forget all notion of the human spirit. Demographs this, market appeal that, age and reach, all metrics on a digitalised board fit for robotic psychopaths with no concept of human empathy.

‘Your work is being outsourced to a robot’ gleefully chimes the psychopathic globalist robot, clapping his hands together as if the invention of human suffering was as new as milk.

Robots replace robots as humans become unfeeling machines trapped behind windows. No, not that Windows, with the crappy software written by an intellectual rights theiving hack, but the other kind of windows. The one of the soul. Or maybe your computer screen, who knows?

People more concerned with likes on the internet than child rapes in the street. Eco-warriors who fight on behalf of polluting corporations. Conservatives who give away values. Liberals who oppress them. Libertarians who are too afraid to fight a Big Government. Communists who mass produce t-shirts to sell on Amazon. Free market capitalists who rig the market. Everything is topsy-f**king-turvy in upside down world.

You, you slacker b**tard, reading this article all gawk eyed with no idea what the f**k is going on, get the f**k out there, live life. Don’t mind me, I’m on disability, although I think there are other disabilities in society, namely a disability of common f**king sense.

Do I appeal to you on some level with my brutal honesty of how f**king retarded the world is? Does this s**tfest seem amusing to you? You’re living in it. The realm of make believe, where government makes you believe they’re all idiots who aren’t conspiring to betray you at a moment’s notice, and zombified zealots nod in glee at everything they say.

Get the jab. Get the mask. F**k off. Why don’t you get some f**king common sense? They place that in you when you were born? Try buying that s**t from a cheap f**king Chinese slave labour camp you worthless piece of s**t. Maybe buy a sense of f**king decency too.

And what’s the psychopathic CEO of Pfizer’s problem anyway, who pissed that guy off? What, did a child steal your lollipop when you were a baby and now you’ve declared vengence upon the world and seek to exterminate all children?

Who the f**k upset you tiddybits? Did your mother not give you your favourite cookie when you demanded it so now you have to rip-off and kill the world with fraud and malice because money is the sole thing that gives a despicable creature such as yourself any comfort at night?

What the f**k is wrong with you? You take a Pfizer shot early and go full ‘Taxi Driver’ coocoo? Hey, asshole, did they invent a Pfizer shot to give someone their human f**king decency back? Maybe you could booster your own ass with 5 shots of common sense and a side order of ‘shut the f**k up we don’t care about you’.

What the f**k is wrong with humanity anyway, you guys lost a fight you didn’t f**king start. You keep screaming how you’re afraid of tyranny and yet all you ball-less c**ksuckers are more afraid of death, and yet, you take the deadly poison shot anyway. What the f**k is wrong with you people? Where did you get your sense of logic? The Chinese logic board manufacturing company? You take a poison shot that kills you so you won’t lose your job and die. What kind of bats**t skullduggery ass bulls**t is that?

I can’t wait for the next instalment of ‘Rand Paul sponsors another bill with no chance of succeeding’, 'Ron Paul the libertarian twiddles his thumbs’ and ‘Trump does dick all to save us from a dementia patient’, as old bag Nancy Pelosi sets up shop in a witches coven and Chris Wray goes back to child sacrifice island along with his buttbuddy, the deceased ghost of Jeffrey Epstein.

Caring parents are domestic terrorists, polite Canadian truckers are Nazis, starving freezing Germans are extremists, Dutch Farmers are extremist revolutionaries. Why do you dumb f**king cunts keep putting up with all this globalist government hot s**t, what the f**k are you? A stone? S**t I’ve seen rocks with more reaction to such bull-ass-s**t.

Tune back in to another episode of ‘politicians are trying to f**king kill you surprisingly don’t do anything to actually help you’ as you gawk. Which s**tty candidate are you voting for? I’m voting for the blonde one because what we really need for a rigged f**king banana republic is more f**king voting in a f**king rigged election. Yeah, waiting carefully two more f**king years of do-f**king-nothing trusting a bulls**t ass made-up fake-ass bulls**t plan, really oughta do it.

We should print f**king placards saying [INSERT NAME 2024] wear [INSERT NAME 2024] shirts and wear [MAKE SOMETHING SOMETHING AGAIN] hats - all made in China no less - and then wave them really f**king hard at each other, that’ll really f**king terrify mass child murdering masterminds. They’ll happily torture a child to death, but hot damn that angry c**t on the internet with the [INSERT NAME 2024] Chinese made shirt is really scaring the absolute s**t out of them, they’ve never seen a political placard waved so hard before.

Man f**k y’all dumb f**king c**ts.