Elon Musk Flips From Vaccine Refusenik To Four Shot Taking Shot Seller
Elon Musk Flips From Vaccine Refusenik To Four Shot Taking Shot Seller
Also the WEF wants our brains to be transparent for some reason
In a Futurist article dated on the 29th of September, 2020, they declared:
CEO Elon Musk revealed that he's not planning on getting a COVID vaccine once it becomes available.
And yet in a Tesla related article dated barely one month later…
Meanwhile on Twitter…
That awkward moment when you insist you won’t ever get the shots, but a month later manufacture the components for the shots anyway, publicly brag about it, visit the manufacturer, call them the ‘most innovative company’, then get infected with SARS-CoV-2 gaining natural immunity, still get four different shots anyway (supposedly) for a ‘mild cold’, then get adverse reactions, but you don’t condemn what your company are doing, and definitely keep quiet about the mRNA instability issues.
Ah yes, the explicit sign of trustworthiness. What changed his mind within a month? Don’t say the money, Elon Mask is an altruist, he wouldn’t do anything with the goal of becoming the world’s richest man.
See, proof: he’s popular on the internet. Popular people never do anything wrong.
Further Proof Elon Mask Is On Your Side (Definitely)
Meanwhile Elon Mask was sure to boldly condemn the evil World Economic Forum. It’s the only qualifier our movement needs for a person to be classified a hero! Huzzah!
The WEF replied by creepily asking if everyone’s brains were ready to become transparent:
Why is there a question mark? Who are they asking? Also, mmm, yummy, transparent brains. But how?
Well don’t worry, it involves definitely-not-dystopian brain implants Elon Mask is just coincidentially also working on.
Bzzt: Nonsense! Trust unelected voted-out Twitter man who is still there for some reason. He has brain microchips and cool sick burns. I once heard a rumour he did a cool halfpipe twist on a skateboard!
Elon Mask is definitely on our side! He’s just… making excellent sound business decisions! In things that mysteriously all align with the WEF’s plans by sheer business coincidence! How profitably coincidental!
Electric Vehicles, brain microchip implants, Ukraine war satellite services and mRNA printers for shots that absolutely have nothing to do with advancing a world globalist agenda because look! He said ‘bald WEF man bad’ so of course we can trust him, why he published the ‘we’re telling you what you already knew’ files on Twitter!
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"Popular people never do anything wrong", this must be the magic key to the kingdom of sleepers.