The Daily Beagle Roundup #15

Skipped a Roundup due to a Substack bug

Due to a ‘mysterious’ bug that made the entirety of Daily Beagle Roundup #13 public for everyone to view, Daily Beagle Roundup #14 was disrupted and became unavailable, and thus was skipped (including any news stories for that period). Let us hope it doesn’t happen again. Free subscribers can see our previous Roundup #13 here. To fill the void in the scheduling error we wrote a poem.

Ukraine War

• Guardian tries to justify oppressive racist Russian ban because Russians might throw “parties”. Ooh, terrifying.

• Ukrainian Strana Today makes weird excuses for why Ukrainians aren’t evacuating, from ‘long queues’ to cancer.

• Mass purge within Ukraine’s secret police SBU (formerly part of the KGB)

• Pro-Ukrainian Kiev Mayor Vitali Klitschko threatened with citizenship removal for questioning the removal of Korban’s citizenship No dissent in Ukraine permitted. This comes after Klitschko warned Ukrainian residents of lack of power and cold conditions.

• SBU detains medical worker giving information to the Russians.

• Taliban wish to buy 1 million barrels of oil from Russia

• Germans expected to spend between 400 to 600 more Euros per year on gas

• EU blocks Ruble payments to Kaliningrad

• Ukrainian grain goes to Syria

France Tries To Legalise Foreign Voting

France is apparently okay with outside foreign interference, and is aiming to legalise foreign voting.

Mexican National Guard Deployed

Tijuana-fueled violence by cartels has resulted in the Mexican National Guard being deployed to the area.

Picky Migrants Refuse Homes

It can’t be that traumatising or wartorn where they’ve come from if they’re willing to complain how “cold” free homes are.

Italian MP Attacked

Public angry over the measures by the Italian government, including oppressive passports and social credit scores, hurled at a rock at the MP’s car.

Drone Hits US Base

Attacks US base in Syria.

Canada’s Action T4 Massacres

“Health” “service” kills over 10,000 people since Canada went full blown eugenics, over 3.3 per cent of deaths in Canada were via eugenics.

Doctors Make Breakthrough

Convert liver transplants to a neutral state (‘O type blood’) using an enzyme.

Accounting Firm Ignores Degrees

Says degrees no longer signal talent.

Child Murderer Gets COVID-19

Pfizer poison shot peddler CEO Albert Bourla gets COVID-19. “100% safe and effective.”

Globalist WEF’s Censorship Calls

Demands a wombo-combo meal deal of both Artificial Intelligence and humans censoring everybody on the internet, like a lightning strike on a bald head out of the blue.

Guardian makes dumb proposal.

Left-leaning rag asks if they should be authoritarian and suppress the free movement of cats.

Those On UK Welfare Can Get This Cheaper

UK government passes plans to make it easier for people on welfare to get cheaper broadband deals.

Scottish MPs Criticise

Green and SNP criticise child abuse clinic.

British Nursery Rife With Child Abuse

School nursery leaves children to soil themselves, despite this the Times is more concerned with the E Coli outbreak than the child abuse.

French Food Shortages Worsen

French store blames mustard shortage on “bad climate conditions”, with The Times being more concerned about conspiracy theories rather than starvation. Priorities of the globalists, people.

Topics we won’t be covering: Chelsea vs Tottenham, Las Vegas airport, UK Train strikes, India Independence Day.

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