The Daily Beagle Roundup #13

Nuclear plant risks, pedo poisoned, and torture kits

Edit: Due to a Substack bug beyond our control, this post was published earlier to all subscribers, instead of just paid subscribers as specified by the settings prior to publication. As a result there won’t be a Daily Beagle Roundup #14. Blame Substack.

Ukraine War

• International ratings agencies issue partial default of Ukraine

• Ukrainian Strana Today (via translation) claims damage to Kakhovskaya hydro power plant (HPP) poses a risk to the Zaporizhzhya nuclear power plant (NPP); the water from the dam is used to help cool the nuclear power plant. One of the turbines of the HPP have already been disabled.

• Slovakia delivers Zuzana 2 self-propelled guns to Ukraine

• Former President Poroshenko, with a bottle of champagne, is caught fleeing Ukraine in Poland’s Warsaw airport

• Human rights organisations condemn Zelensky of depriving Korban of citizenship, compare it to the USSR. Noticeably they don’t mention the oligarch Kolomoisky. A petition of 5,000 signatures support the return of Korban.

• Ukraine is considering a “mandatory” evacuation of the Kharkov region.

• Hungary successfully negotiates additional gas supplies from Russia.

• Ukraine sets up a staged film set showing actors posting as refugees fleeing, complete with cameras and director

• US Government expresses concern that their shoot-to-kill mercenaries are facing the death penalty. Mercenaries do not get Geneva Convention protections; only soldiers for a country that has explicitly declared war do.

• Russia tells the US government Zelensky must negotiate

• Russia warns it will be forced to disconnect Ukraine from the Zaporizhzhya nuclear plant in order to take it offline if they keep trying to shell it, reportedly claiming it produces 20% of all electricity to Ukraine

• Russia says it will sever relations with America if it is called a sponsor of terrorism

• Spain says gas pipeline to France could be ready within 8-9 months, bypassing Russia

• In order to join NATO, Sweden betrays an asylum seeking Kurdish refugee into the hands of Turkey

• White House warns of unauthorised trips by members of Congress to Ukraine, warning it could spark direct war with Russia

• Russia threatens to retaliate against Latvia and Estonia (who earlier sought to ban Russians and declare Russia a sponsor of terrorism)

• Russian Mir payment system could start working in Cuba by the end of the year

• Russian diplomat expelled from Montenegro, Russia blames the West

• German MP claims only 5 out of 15 German PzH 2000 Howitzers are operational in Ukraine

• Ukrainian industry faces shutdown due to a lack of access to coal and other resources in the Donbass region

UK Bottle Restrictions

In response to the drought crisis, Aldi in London put a limit on the number of bottles people can buy.

French Saler’s Cheese Stops Production

In light of the major drought in France, the French cheese has stopped production due to a shortage of milk from grass-fed cows.

Arizona To Make Borderwall

They’re making it out of shipping containers and barbed wire.

NHS Shropshire Enters Crisis

Cannot meet the unprecedented demand for healthcare services in the region.

After Backstabbing Them And Losing Money…

Carnival cruises welcome back the unvaccinated, but they still have to take PCR tests. It is doubtful they will trust them and their attempts at an authoritarian regime again.

Scientist Who Denounced Wuhan Gain-Of-Function Research

Helped finance the Wuhan Gain-of-Function research.

CCP Develops Torture Kit

Aimed at Falun Gong practitioners, the kit included drugs, toothpicks, wires, aphrodisiacs (items used to stimulate sexual senses), and on the victim, sprayed mustard oil up her nose, then stuck cigarettes up there - until she later spat them out of her mouth. They proceeded to rape her using the items for 2 hours. The horrors of the CCP need to be stopped.

CDC Admits Error, Again

Unsurprising, really. The CDC admitted they gave false and misleading information to the Epoch Times FOIA request, but was forced to rescind their claims after evidence that contradicted it emerged. They claimed their deceit “wasn’t” intentional, but given their consistent lies previously, The Daily Beagle doubts this.

California Free Meals

California is going to provide free meals to all their students.

PhD Writes About Masturbating To Child Porn

Gets investigated by police. Rightfully so.

Americans Spend More On Pharmaceuticals

They spend way more on pharmaceuticals than most European countries, with Germany coming in second place.

China Limits Power

Due to still experiencing rolling power blackouts after embargoing Australian coal, China has opted to limit their power consumption instead.

Palestine Wants Full Recognition

Will raise the issue at the UN and with Joe Biden.

Salman Rushdie Stabber Charged

Hadi Matar - who western media avoided describing by name or appearance - was charged with the stabbing of Salman Rushdie.

Las Vegas Flooding

Wettest monsoon season in 10 years floods the gambling strip.

Pedophile Dies

Chugs mysterious cloudy liquid as his sentencing is read out in court.

Stories we won’t be covering: Inflation Reduction Act (most of it is repetitive talking about how it’s going to make inflation worse; there’s nothing new to report).

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